"You ready to get down, you funky party weasel?"
October 23 to November 22
Determined and forceful, you are one of the stronger signs on the zodiac. Your emotions are not always visible to others and you can erupt at the slightest provocation. Although rumored to be deep and thoughtful, most Scorpios are compulsive and obstinate. They may take stands on such silly things as the color of dress their friends should wear or the lettering on their license plates. Also jealous, they might be driven to bursts of rage at girls who are in a coma.
Prediction: Slimy, icky musters will continue to show up and touch you 0:-)
Words of Advice: Buy jeans - not the designer ones you can't walk through mud in - buy hard jeans and this time hurt the vampyres instead of having them hurt you.